Thursday, August 30, 2007


Yes, I know. They're rad. It's the ghetto in me. I HAD to have them.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Guuurrrlll, you got served.

I've been tagged!
Thanks Jamie

4 Jobs I've had
(this should be good)
1. hair stylist. 5 years and counting
2. master baker. scakes for life.
3. sell rocks. call me fred flinstone. no really.
4. alcoholimerch girl. loved it.

4 Movies I can watch over and over
1. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
2. westerns in general
3. pinocchio, alice in wonderland, sleeping beuty, snow white. that disney era movies
4. funnies. things that make me laugh...which doesn't take much

4 Places I have lived
1. Mesa AZ
2. Mesa AZ
3. Mesa AZ
4. Mesa AZ

4 Guilty Pleasures
1. Postsecret
2. Us Weekly
3. Anthropologie
4. E.L. Fudge cookies

4 Places I have been on vacation
my favorites:
1. Paris
2. Hawaii
3. San Fransisco
4. Mexico

4 Favorite Foods
1. bean burritos
2. soothing lettuce wraps from Pffff Chang's
3. cheese crisp with green chili strips from serranos
4. frozen purple grapes

4 Websites I visit
1. myspace
2. blogs
3. music stuff to listen to
4. postsecret

4 Places I'd rather be right now
1. paris
2. on a vacation
3. snuggling up with someone
4. spending someone else's money

4 Books I love
1. virgin suicides
2. postsecret collection
3. clever kid books
4. travel books

4 Things I would like to know how to do
1. save money
2. photoshop
3. keep my room clean
4. stop eating when i'm bored

4 Neglected body parts
i don't know that i have any parts i specifically neglect. it's kind of a whole
that i neglect. so i will name things going wrong with me lately
1. my cold in my eye. yes, a cold in my eye. not pink eye...but like a runny red
nose, i have runny red eye. sick.
2. my freakin cold sore lips. possibly due to the excessive amount of soy beans and
sea salt i eat. overdried lips are painful
3. my skin. i'm 23...why am i getting zits??
4. my fat...we don't talk about this.

4 Things that I worry about
i don't worry much really. i guess these are the top 2:
1. friends
2. family
and these are things my family worries about me:
3. if i will ever get married
4. if i will ever have blonde hair again...

4 Happiest moments
1. falling in love for the first time. you don't forget that
2. being with good friends that make me smile a lot. usually make me laugh a lot
3. being in the room when kate nicole was born. i cried. a lot.
4. seeing each of my sisters and my brother get married.

4 Things I want to do this year or in the future
1. get skinny. who doesn't?
2. make lots o money, buy a house
3. get married
4. travel. maybe start with backpacking europe

4 People I'm tagging
1. whoever wants to do this...i don't know who to even tag!!!

Friday, August 24, 2007

These shoes...

...are really cute. In fact, they're some of my favorites.

Also, they are killing me.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Is that glued on??

If you are going to come into my work and rock your toupee, make sure it doesn't look like a cheap Halloween wig from 1974. And those teeth (or lack thereof) are kind of giving it away you are some sort of White Trash...thanks.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

I've been called a lot of things...

Future ex-wife is a brand new one for me today.

"When I meet a man I ask myself, 'is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'" -Rita Rudner

I hope not, but I gotta admit, it is pretty damn funny!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

New Dress

I'm in love. Just got it. Of course, I'm not quite as tall as the mannequin. Or quite as skinny. But I love it anyways.

Something to smile about

got a new ring yesterday. $2 at tilly's...i think the guy at the register thought i was cute (which i NEVER admit to things like that) but he was laughing at me and pretty sure the tag on the ring was $4.75...BONUS! thanks man! the watch is from target..$15...i'm in love with it! happy birthday to me! also, did my nails last night (when i say DID MY NAILS, i mean i polished them...)
other than today being REALLY crappy, i do enjoy my left hand every time i look down.

some things can be good when everything else seems bad right???

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

This is my favorite Creed song...

i peed a little...


1) This is my favorite Creed song.

2) Did you not check my away message?

3) We met on

4) I respect the jury's verdict. But I have concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive. Therefore, I am commuting the portion of Mr. Libby's sentence that required him to spend thirty months in prison.

5) Holler at your boy.

6) So I was reading The Fountainhead ...

7) Hold on, I'm getting paged.

8) Off the hook (also: hizook).

9) I'm sorry ... it's just that this ring tone
makes me think of my ex-girlfriend.

10) I'd like to order the NASCAR-themed
checks, please.

11) Can you supersize that?

12) Bros before hos.

13) The Internets (in conversation or on your blog).

14) Welcome to my backyard space capsule.

15) Go_______. It's your birthday!

16) Wait, did I forget to tell you your toothbrush fell in the toilet last week?

17) This old thing? Got it at Hot Topic.

18) If anything, you're the racist one for listening to my jokes.

19) I always tip 12 percent. Leave 'em wanting more.

20) I only take relationship advice from Neel Shah.

21) I actually make my own granola.

22) And then I'd take your other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your [redacted]. Just kind of a tease business.

23) They're not Rollerblades. They're inline skates.

24) All that, and a bag of chips.

25) Count it! (While throwing a balled-up piece of paper into the wastebasket in your cubicle.)

26) Synergize.

27) Word (used in the affirmative).

28) Sorry, I only drink Free Trade coffee.

29) That's just how I roll.

30) My parents are supporting me until my decoupage career takes off.

31) Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

32) Smell ya' later.

33) Did you not get my Friendster request?

34) I'd love to, but Extreme Makeover: Home Edition is on.

35) I'd hit that.

36) You'll laugh till it hurts! And beg for more!

37) It's all good.

38) Yo.

39) Do you think that would fit on a vanity plate?

40) Let's hug it out.

41) Yup.

42) If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

43) pwn3d.

44) Anything ending in 'izzle.

45) Homey don't play that.

46) But she's only a cousin through marriage.

47) I've always been a deodorant optional kinda guy.

48) We really wanted to go in a different direction with this album.

49) Talk to the hand.

50) Whasssssssssssssup??!!

shout out to for this

Postsecret Video

It's 5 minutes, and really cool.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

The dykes next door

The other night my 4-year-old niece Hannah was telling me about her dog. Apparently while they were here, her other Grandma and Grandpa were watching it. Then she goes on to tell me this:

"Well, usually the Dykes next door watch her, but Grandma and Grandpa are babysitting this time."

You can imagine what was running through my head (and the look on my face as I hysterically laughed)...they live about an hour out of San Fransisco. what are they teaching my niece up there?! Gay awareness?! Haha. My brother assured me that the Dykes next door are the neighbors last name...but the Dykes next door...COME ON...


Full coverage swimwear...they're so hot this season!
Are they serious???